had me a blast
dick in my ass
Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love?
If you’re dying to be hurt so badly, I’ve got a baseball bat for that.
How did you get so many followers?
My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after.” and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place
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I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them